MEET OUR PETS

A cross eyed, black siamese who is happy to eat, meow, and spoon.

An overly enthusiastic male Golden Doodle that purrs like a cat and loves attention.

A sweet cat that makes funny noises while sleeping.

The princess of the house. She loves sleeping on top of her brother (Alemão).

The sweetest aussi-doodle that loves cuddles and affection. Her world view summed up -- Food > Cuddles > Outside > Toys > Dogs. Turned 2 years of age on Feb 18, 2019.

Panqueca is a 13 years young senior cat. She enjoys hiding from humans, things that move, and things that make sound. A lover of alone time, she will leave fur everywhere -- you are welcome. Her name translates to 'Pancake' in Portuguese 🥞.

"Woof I am Sir Reginald Puggington, but you may call me Reggie! I am a pure-breed Cali pug living the life in Austin, TX and besides the heat, I love it here. During the day, you can find me channeling my inner Labrador Retriever as my energetic self loves to run around and play fetch. I return back to my pug self at night where I plop myself on the couch and welcome all cuddles and kisses (and treats! They always get my curly tail waggin'). Thanks for stopping by and getting to know me. Woof woof!"

Maddy is from Fresno and lives in Portland. She's 35lbs and incredibly scrappy. She loves learning new tricks and hates coming when called. She's never met a squirrel she didn't want to chase.

An insanely cute Bichpoo puppy. He loves to sleep but as soon as the doorbell rings, noone is save from his cuddles!

Woof! And smile.

Curious kitty.

Maçã loves to play with plastic bottles and sleep on any surface near her owners. Limão is in love with the mirror and races through any door he sees.

Lick Bull Terrier. So cute. Keeps her own blog.

Well-trained black lab with a love for carrots and naps.

A three-legged Pit Bull and a Cocker Spaniel. Odd but loveable brothers.

Laser pointer enthusiast, loves clean sheets. Sits where he fits, preferably on top of his human.

Feed me and I’ll love u forever.

Silly, doodle duo who dream of being in the next muppet movie.

I may be 15 years old and blind as a bat, but that does not keep me from exploring the neighborhood on my skateboard.

Cold? Need a lap-warming? Pablo's your man, err, dog.

Moka likes to sleep and to not be bothered while she's sleeping.

Cowboy Jake loves to cuddle, bark at stuff, but mostly swim. Lucy Lulu loves to lay on the couch, watch TV, and bug Cowboy Jake.

Like many other species of developer, this hungry hedgehog is nocturnal. When Roshi is not performing code reviews, he can be found mistaking hair brushes for his siblings.

Overeager cuddler and bread thief.

I enjoy my title of coworker cat. I work hard (and by that I mean look cute) to keep morale up, but I'm not very good at the business aspect of things since I sleep most of the time.

Consistent cuddler, but usually only with my humans. Sassy with all others, and sometimes also with my humans.

I may be a loaner-beagle, but that doesn't stop me from pulling at my leash.

Fifille and Lola are very fearful guinea pigs, unless you approach them with cucumber slices.

Muffèl is a guinea pig with ambitions. While he already has had some piglets, he aspires to be "el Rey". He resides at a friends place, but make no mistake, he has a hand in almost every decision.

Rescue dog. Tug of war enthusiast. Serial spot thief. Always lords over his domain from the tallest vantage point he can reach. Enjoys long walks on the beach.

Persistent blue heeler. Named after the ice cream.

Smallest of her litter, but no slouch on cuteness or love.

Shy but cuddly middle child. Little Miss "Insta-purr"

Discoverer, opportunist, and cuddler. Browsing around as a mini puma. Loves meat, as he is a cat, and has his own instagram!

Large, in charge, and doesn't care what you think. Unless you have treats or a free hand to pet him.

Luna is passionate about laying under desks and has been classically trained in the art of rubber duck debugging, mostly acting the part of the rubber duck. She enjoys treats, cuddles, walks, and the word "food".

Training for their future mission to space.

Leia loves her walks followed by a nice snooze afterwards. She's an older girl, but don't let that fool you, she can beat any young dog when a ball is brought out. She also likes swimming, squeaky toys and the original Star Wars trilogy.

Dinkum loves locusts and worms, she's less keen on salad. When she's not napping, she enjoys sprinting around the house and hiding in really awkward places.

Thingie is an old Minnesota barn cat. He loves to be on camera.

Sisters. Ruby loves to run and play around. Sina(tra) loves food and naps. Both love to sit on their humans and ask to be petted.

A new arrival, Cedric was born on a farm in Shetland. He's still deciding what he wants to do with his life, but if he takes up acting, we'll make sure he doesn't join a popular series four films in.

Rosa started life in Spain, but moved to Shetland via a dog rescue scheme. She loves to play with Cedric, and goes absolutely mad for the beach. Chewing things is also high up on her priority list - so far, she's eaten several dressing gowns and a duvet.

Harley's nickname is Pancake, because she loves to squeeze herself under furniture that is incredibly close the ground. Ozzy's real name is Oswald but we call him Fluffernutter, because he is incredibly fluffy and also pretty nutty. They both love to eat, so their owners can never leave (cat or people) food out. Harley is a scaredy-cat but also master of the household, and Ozzy loves to chew on cardboard and zoom around the house at precisely 10pm. They share custody of an office chair between their two owners and can often be found in collusion against Batman.

Tilly thinks she's part dog, part cat, part human. She loves day-long naps and the crinkle of a snack bag.

Moyo is the typical cute and bossy cat. He's happy to use his human as a giant hot water bottle and is most pleased when he can mold himself into her lap for maximum comfort (his comfort, not hers).

George is a very naughty working cocker spaniel who likes running around with the family's shoes. He's partial to a mouse, thanks to the cats, and really likes running on the beach.

Pickle is a Scottish cat with a love of sitting on keyboards and trackpads, or anything her tin openers are paying attention to instead of her.

Super fluffy miniature poodle. Loves snacks and attention. Giant baby.

Alfred is a very cheeky Chinese Crested. He has an entire wardrobe of clothes for all occasions. He responds to Alfred, Alf or Naked.

Rip is an American Quarterhorse. He likes hay and horse treats.

Sadi is a Black Lab. She likes to tag along on horse rides and she thinks the world is her oyster.

Daisy is a Cairn terrier mix, and the most chill dog you'll ever meet. Until you pull out a squeaky toy.

Tucker is a Norwich terrier mix. He's a little neurotic. But he's a great conversation starter.

Chester is part lynx point siamese. He thinks Daisy is his mom; she's not having it. Chester's cool with that.

Trixie is a tiny gorgeous fluffball who refuses to sit still for a picture.

Una is a water pup with webbed paws to prove it. When not earning smoked salmon treats or chasing her feline roommates, Una can be found fetching tennis balls deep in the breakwaters of the pacific ocean.

Luna is a lab/hound mutt who is 100% derpy and crazy. She has aggressive snuggles and loves to eat.

Riley is a lab/jack russell mutt who has a perfectly (horribly) pitched bark. But he loves to snuggle so it's worth it.

CMYK is a rescued unknown-mix mutt and proud of it. He thinks he is as huge as a Great Dane and as handsome as a Husky. He's the size of a Chihuahua so one out of two isn't that bad. Loves basking in the sun and will use you as a heated pillow every chance he gets.

Daisy is a mix between a Spaniel and a Beagle. She loves the snow, the dirt, and putting her head in every hole on hearth.

Spirit is a rescued Chihuahua/Corgi mix that's the size of a Chihuahua but looks like a Corgi. He's an expert in extreme cuddling, begging for food, and being half-interested in playing with toys. In his spare time, he likes to take up all the space on the sofa or bed, also lick arms, and beg for more food.

Nelli is a purebred golden retriever. She enjoys hour long swims at the lake, stalking wild animals she will never catch, sunbathing, barking at the mailman, and eating pizza.

Katelin is a rescued Tibetian Mastif who was rescued in Taiwan, flown to LA and then Florida. She loves the sun, long walks and is always ready for a good belly rub.

When not busy sleeping, Sonata likes to explore boxes (who doesn't?) and practice parkour.

Zera is a lab/collie rescue, lover of walks, master of the bed, will always try (and fail) to catch the rabbit.

Blacky is chilled-out cat that likes to go crazy exactly once a day. Besides loving his usual cat food he enjoys eating olives everytime we order pizza delivery.

Kea (short for Kealoha) loves to hunker down in a lap on a couch and be pet, preferably 24 hours a day. She runs away from all things new or loud. She is the worst watchdog, and will only growl and bark when her water is low or she is on the other side of a closed door.

Named after the Italian saint of song and dance, Vitus is a happy-go-lucky terrier that loves to wreak havok. He was rescued from a shelter in Hollywood, FL and now lives the good life in Atlanta, GA. He loves swimming and chasing squirrels.

Kami is a Bengal kitty. When she's not terrorizing her humans, she is playing with water. She is four generations away from a wild cat and it shows with her feisty personality.

Herman the dog has his intermediate trick dog title, and Patrick Jr's favorite place to sun himself is on Herman's back.

Muffin is a white Birman cat. Loves the sun and human warmth.

Swift is a lovely Whippet that enjoys squirrels, naps, treats and head-pats.

Seuss and Walter are best buds. Seuss LOVES to play fetch and go for long walks through Central Park, while Walter prefers to lounge at home in his favorite chair.

Mr. Boots can often be heard in the background of conference calls...no matter how many walls are between him and the microphone. If not singing the songs of his people, he enjoys eating, napping, or doing his impression of a throw pillow.

Copper is a fun loving Cocker Spaniel Poodle who enjoys spending time with his human friends.

Murphy is an energy infused 1-year old Miniature Poodle. He spends his time contemplating mysteries of the universe. His favorite things include chewing bones, watching Ancient Aliens, and howling like a rooster.

Rocket found his forever home with us in Febuary 2018. He is full of energy which may explain why he was given up twice before coming home to us! His DNA test revealed that he's 50% American Staffordshire Terrier, 12.5% Husky, 12.5% Golden Retriever and 25% hound. He's 100% nuts and we love him!

Bo is a roughly 6-year-old american bulldog & boxer mix rescue. He likes to nap, stare out the window, and check the kitchen floor for dropped food.

Rescue cockapoo who lives for affection and human food.

Petri is a two year old merle great dane. She spends most her days moving from one couch to another.

Albus is very friendly. He loves to hang out with humans, and play with his brother Harry.

Harry loves being pet more than anything else. He also enjoys playing with his brother Albus, but only when he is in the mood.

Marko is endlessly patient when our kids are playing with him while Vicky loves to stay close to the humans she is accepting.

Remi (Australian Shepard) is a loving, playful pup who only wants to make you happy! He is patient and used as a stepping stool for our 15 month old baby. Gunner (Yorkie) is small but makes sure everyone knows who's boss since he was around before everyone else. He loves to cuddle and eat everything in sight.

These adorable Squishables and friends love to have adventures in and out of the house. They all have their own personalities including the chicken loving Big Fox, mini size Chibifox, and micro size Chibibifox; climbing expert micro red panda Maokun; guard and RTS-loving Mozilla dinosaur Gaokun; and gluttenous mini flying pig Gucchan. Follow their adventures near home and around the world on their Twitter account!

Lexa is a rescue, having been found abandoned when a few months old. She also needed major surgery on both back legs, so had a tough start to life, but is now through that and is an adorable, affectionate and energetic part of the family.

Loves cuddling, taking naps on the nearest lap available, playing with bubbles, and chasing her tail. Puppy Class Graduate 2018 (shown)

Helena is possibly male, not sure. Anyway, she came with four other fish like her (the others got stuck in the filter), four shrimp, and three bettas. Everyone else died except her (I tried so hard, honestly, I don't know what I did wrong, I'm half convinced she did it) and two of the shrimp - they are called Alfred and Jarvis. I named her Helena after [the character in Orphan Black](http://orphanblack.wikia.com/wiki/Helena).

Sadie is an 8-year-old chocolate lab that can't be trusted around food or socks. She is not entirely sure about her new little puppy brother.

Huckleberry (Huck for short) is an energetic 4-month-old yellow lab that just wants to eat his big dog-sister's face and play with her all the time forever.

Remy is a retired racing greyhound who loves short sprints around the park, and dog sausage.

Fraggle is a Papillon/Chihuahua mix. Duckie is her best friend and she loves nothing more than cuddling with her human (she might love barking just as much)! Fraggle’s arch nemesis includes the 3S (squirrels, skateboards, scooters) as well as bikes. You can follow her adventures on Instagram @Fraggle_the_dog

Penny is a Redbone Coon Hound who likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain. She also enjoys frisbees, tug of war and long naps in her Dad's spot!

Gregorie is Andrew's officemate, but is often found sleeping on the bed in the other room instead of working. Once she realizes that she's alone, she wanders the apartment until a human is found.

Hank AKA @the_dorky_shorkie (Instagram) is an Ewok in training during the winter and a poop sand castle maker during the summer. His brother cat Mickey was saved from a water drain. He typically goes for Hank’s jugular during playtime.

Petra is pit/lab mix. She turned two in October and was adopted when she was a year and 6 months old. Zara is 6 years old and was adopted with her brother Zorro when they were 9 months old. Zorro sadly ran away at 5 years old. Petra's best friend in the world is Zara. Zara is still learning to love Petra.

Extremely active and curious golden miracle with big ears. Loves cat treats which his owners call "vkusnyashka".

Young. Active. Super-friendly. Extremely-friendly "sausage" with short legs and large ears that comes in the dogs' world under name ["Cardigan Welsh Corgi"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cardigan_Welsh_Corgi). Loves everybody and everything that moves. Generally intelligent but an attempt to make an eye-contact from a stranger treats as declaration of love no matter what.

If you see a fluffy tail wave in front of Miranda's face during a video call, it belongs to Remy. He likes to pretend that he doesn't know where his tail is, he's very talkative, and he loves getting in between a human and whatever they're trying to do.

Toby is co-pets with Paul. Together, they enjoy the art of frisbee catching, running by the beach, and taking calls from Paul's home office (A.K.A. Toby's bedroom). Toby normally doesn't care for the content of Gitlab conference calls, but if he hears the word "bath", he will promptly vacate the room.

Sadie is a 10-week-old Golden Retriever puppy who loves to eat her mom's hands, sticks, treats, her own tail, and generally anything else on the ground. She loves meeting new friends, and is quick to bark "hello" everytime mom gets on a video call.

Harley is new to the cheer department, and likes long walks in....well anywhere. He has a good time chewing on pretty much anything, including your Bacon and Best Bowling Shoes.

After many successful bids at Employee of the Month, Mckenzie is bucking for Employee of the Year with her constant snuggles. Her 50lb frame identifies as a lap or toy dog and she will not be denied.

Mouse the cat likes to sleep, Potato the corgi likes to eat, and Millie the shelter pup likes to run. Together, they're and adorable dream team.

Marbles was born on the mean streets of Durham, NC and loves playing with light beams. Kitty is happiest on her heating pad or playing with her favorite toy mouse.

Parker, named in honor of Peter Parker (Spiderman) is a 10 month old English Mastiff weighing in at about 165 lbs with another 8 months of growing ahead of him. He thinks he is a lapdog and honestly will do just about anything for food! My team lovingly calls him my small pony LOL

Maggie and Lou (short for Louise) have huge personalities stuffed into tiny bodies. We like to say that Lou is a sweetheart grumpface and Maggie is a sweetface grumpheart. They love taking up the entire bed at night, mealtimes, and barking at neighborhood cats (naughty!).

Maya is a 10 year old puggle who loves two things in life: food and cuddling.

Junie turns 1 on March 20th. She's a smart and sweet chocolate lab who has endless energy and an appetite for mischief.

Dulce (Sweet in Spanish) is not 100% sure what her breed is (her humans think she is a Jack Russell Terrier). She was rescued from the streets when she was 4 months old. She enjoys eating meat and hates dry food. She is extremely energetic and loves running in the park. She hasn't found another dog her size that can outrun her!

MaddieJo (aka MadJo) is an Augie (Corgi and Mini-Australian Shepard mix). She enjoys snacking, bone-chewing, and playing tug-o-war with a rope, but count her out if there's a thunderstorm or playing cards. Chewbacca (aka Chewie) is a Poma-Chi-Weenie-Poo (yes, for real). He enjoys running around like a mad man while coughing like a grandpa, but loathes travel days and often mopes in the backseat.

Shiloh only knows how to love and will cuddle with you for days at a time. She generally doesn't care for other dogs, just humans.

Enjoys sunbathing, belly rubs, rubbing his cheek on things, sitting in laps, and attacking couches.

Charlie is a goldendoodle who enjoys lounging, playing fetch, and strategically hiding his toys all around the house. Zilly is a charcoal lab who enjoys sunbathing, running as fast as she can, and splashing in any water she can find.

Thinks he is a dog. Very calm, big lap junky, and just enjoys life!!

The definition of 9 lives. He gets into everything, and is a big snoop.

The best friend any cat, kid, adult, etc. could have!! Unfortunately does not play well with other dogs. He loves being around people and very protective of his two cat brothers Socks and Sasha. Loves chasing the ball, but probably loves cuties more.

Nan was rescued from the streets in Canada when she was 2, but now enjoys rural life in New Zealand. She loves lying under the comfrey when it's hot, snuggling on my lap when it's colder, and is super friendly and fluffy.

Ginny is fluffy and soft, and her seismic purr can be felt from across the room. Don't let that fool you - she's actually kind of evil and has the best hunting skills around. Personally, I'm rather glad she's out of the "surpise lacerations" phase of kittenhood.

Like all our cats, Ellie is a former shelter cat. Now she enjoys life on our rural property. She's an absolute lap magnet and purrs like a Harley.

Dynamo executive of the house, friend of dogs and other cats believe it or not, and cuddlebear when she wants to be.

Rio is a French Bulldog who lives in Laguna Beach, CA and enjoys laying in the sun all day. His snoring can keep the entire house awake, so he sleeps as far away from the family as possible. Rio is one of the most gentle and loving dogs. He treats his human brother and sister very gingerly and loves to play with them all day. Rio has an Instagram Page with over 1000 followers.

Hanna and Grim are best friends! Grim is a 10 year old Boston Terrier who loves taking naps in the sun and giving Hanna cat baths. Hanna is a 6 year old mix we found in a grocery store parking lot 5 years ago. She loves cuddles, giving hugs and protecting the family. Together these two, always leave a clean floor when I'm cooking!!

Beans is a rescue Lhasa Apso that revels in stolen food, cuddling and finding the best spot, no matter where he is.

PJ is a tabby/maine coon mix that I rescued when she was 1 month old. Little did I know the 1lb kitten would become 17lb lioness she is today. Her favorite pastimes include napping, eating, and shredding my furniture.

Balu is the CFO (chief food officer) in a small flat in Germany. He is Momo's brother.

Momo always finds the right spot to lay on the keyboard to destroy your latest work in the most cutest way. He is Balu's brother.

Milo is a loving and playful Italian Greyhound puppy. He is the sleep hard play hard kind of dog. He loves sunbathing, sleeping and running, playing like crazy too.

Brody is a an active Boxador who's always dressed to impress with his black tuxedo coat. He loves attention and running with his human friends.

Peanut walked into our house when she was a kitten and declared it hers. We now live in her world and submit to her every whim.

Henry loves to snuggle and has no upper limit to the number of mountains he can hike. Typhon thinks snuggling is too warm and would rather just lay around on a pile of snow.

Willy only has one eye because if he had two he would conquer the world.

Stella is one magnificent pooch. She enjoys lounging wherever she pleases, chasing squirrels, sunbathing, and treats. All the treats.

Flora has a question mark tail, because she was somehow injured before I met her on South Flores Street in San Antonio, Texas in 2008.

Henny is a friendly little cat who loves to nap and play with her toy mouse.

Mangosteen is a big round boy who loves to sleep and eat (mostly eat).

Kaya joined us when she was ~1 year old to become a happy husky at sea. The beach and dunes are her playground, but being a typical 100% Siberian Husky she has to be on leash most of the time. She creates Food Requests all day, and merges them with cuddles. She probably dreams of Continuous Delivery of food...

Moose loves hot dogs, popcorn, chasing squirrels and birds, and laying in sunny spots.

Lucie is an extremely friendly and cuddly cat, when she's not nibbling on every cord she finds.

Satie is friends with everyone she meets and makes an excellent loaf.

Chaco, named after the footwear and her chocolate coloring, is a rescue pup and a mix of a bunch of breeds.

Gustur and Rokin are named after a couple of wind-related words in Icelandic. "Gustur" is like a gust of wind, and "Rokin" is like "wooshed", or "gone, leaving but a gust of wind".

Fluffy loves chickpeas more than anything else for some reason. He also spends his days yelling at every bird that steps into his garden kingdom. He adores people and other furry friends. Yorkshire-Pomeranian mix.

Milly is a couch potato at heart who can usually be found under a pile of blankets, or stretched out in the sun spot. When she's not snoozing she likes to bark at the neighbors, go hiking, scarf down treats, and play fetch.

Hailey and Keiko are the reason no work ever gets done around the house. They are both half cat, half menace, and 100% fluff. Hailey is an accomplished sprinter, while Keiko specializes in destroying upholstery and bothering sleeping people.

Jax is a happy guy who enjoys eating, burping and stealing tennis balls from his sister Mia. He also likes chasing squirrels and licking people at Home Depot.

Mia is a rescue who looks a lot like a miniature German Shepard. She loves chasing tennis balls, catching tennis balls and returning tennis balls so she can chase them again. In the absence of a tennis ball, Mia will also chase her feline sibling Roxy.

Roxy spends her days looking out the window, glaring at her canine siblings, and getting as many snuggles from humans as she possibly can.

Half German Shepherd, half anything else, with his clock-ears she always knows when it's lunch time. If you want her to love you, feed her or give her a pillow. She'll appreciate it.

Apollo is a Seattle Humane rescue, and was Mr. May in the 2018 Seattle Humane calendar.

Dakota is a Seattle Humane rescue (rehomed to us), and received some early training as a K9 officer.

Daisy Mae is a Southern Belle Dachshund. You can usually find her monitoring neighborhood activities in Hillsborough, NC.

Momo excels at being right where you’re about to step/sit/put something heavy down. He’s a friendly tuxedo who will definitely let you know when he’s hungry. His middle name is Steven.

Quinn is a pug so this means he is sleeping (and snoring) a lot, likes food and treats and loves (human) company. He is quite vital though for a pug and even won a pug sprinting contest.

Oddrey is a 9-yr old red Doberman rescue originally from Orlando, FL. She followed her human to Seattle, WA where she proceeded to find her inner mountain dog. She loves to sleep in the sunshine, howl with fire truck sirens, and loves carrots even more.

Penny is a Welsh Cob (section D). He is as lazy as he is noble, but when it comes to grazing he's always the first in the pasture :-)

Patty is a grade (WB x Appaloosa?) mare. She is very clever, sometimes too much ;-), and willing to gallop faster than the wind, anytime.

"Don't try anything nasty or ..." Karel is the Capo here. He's getting litle grumpy with the age, but don't worry, he's a good guy ;-)

"Hi! Please, please, play with me .."

"My mom was a shepherd. My dad was a shepherd. I have it in my veins."

An 11 year old mutt that's moved all over the country with her humans. Best guess she is mostly a Flat-Coated Retriever. Shay loves food, naps, and (these days) short walks

Half French Bulldog, half Boston Terrier, 100% joyful.

Odin the Destroyer (or Odin for short) spends most of the day sleeping, eating and watching traffic out the window. He is treated like a little fuzzy god in our house and gets lots of cuddles and treats. He also loves a good game of fetch!

Eddie is a Jack Russell mix who lives with his hoomans in Seattle, WA. He likes to play with his squeak toys and occasionally gets the zoomies. That said, generally he is surprisingly lazy for a Jack Russell, and above all else loves cuddling with and sleeping next to his hoomans.

T-Roy has an ongoing battle with flying insects. He enjoys the outdoors, but not nearly as much as the indoors.

Even though Cash is a Dorky (Dachshund + Yorky), he embraces his Yorky heritage. He can be found as close as possible to any available human.

Prince Wednesday Jackson (Prince is his first name and isn't an honorific) is a black German Shephard and rescue pup currently employed as the Director of Security for an anonymous client. Wednesday likes long walks on the beach, naps in the sunshine, and gets along well with every dog and human he's had the pleasure of meeting.

Freya is a Bat Terrier. She was rescued and trained at a Colorado correctional facility and under the right circumstances you can find her hanging upside-down from a branch eating fruit and enjoying the warmth of sunbeams.

"I'm the big one one the left that only barks when Dad's on the phone. My little sister bites my ankles" - Pru

A young (despite all the gray) chocolate lab and german shorthair mix, who loves tennis balls and stalking squirrels.

June is a rescue lab mix. She loves a good game of fetch, will listen very well when food is involved, and loves to be by your side or on your lap. She's often referred to as a sour patch, because, first she's sour, then she's sweet.

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